Case of The Mondays: This Big ’69 Imperial Loves To Make Donuts

Kevin Shaw
June 20, 2011

There are land yahcts, boats, cruisers, whales and aircraft carriers…and then there are Chrysler Imperials.

When it comes to America’s bloated, over-the-top love of massively unnecessarily large cars during the 1970s, there’s few cars than can match this massive Mopar’s girth.

This is the car the B-52’s sang about, “Hop in my Chrysler, it’s a big as a whale and it’s about to set sail!”

So when we caught this video of a massively obese ’69 Chrysler Imperial Crown we had to laugh. Tipping the scales at around 5,000 pounds (y’know, the same weight as say a full-sized pickup truck), the Imperial easily overpowers its weak rear tires as all that mass is whipped around thanks to its 440 plant churning its limply-geared 8 3/4 rear.

It looks like a hell of a lot of fun and we’re a little jealous…that and considering a really fun idea for next year’s Power Tour.