Whether you believe that the world is going to end on December 21st or not, it doesn’t hurt to be prepared. Thankfully, one generous eBay seller is sharing his good fortune with the rest of us by offering up a 1959 Cadillac Fleetwood Zombie Apocalypse Assault Vehicle and Troop Transport for our use. But just like anything, there is a price attached to this fine piece of vintage zombie fighting machinery – over a million dollars to be exact. Guess you’ll have to decide what surviving December 21st is worth. We’ll take our chances.

If you’re like most and find the idea of the world turning to mush next Friday to be a somewhat comical idea, this eBay lot is probably not for you (unless you could use a good laugh).

But if you’re truly worried that zombies may attack on the 21st, well, lets face it, this probably isn’t the lot for you either. Frankly you should be setting up a bunker somewhere far away from civilization.

But if you’re really in the market for an old beater of a Cadi which supposedly has “top secret” details to save you from a world-wide catastrophe, well, you may just be in luck.

The 1959 Cadillac is being sold as is with what is said to be a Buick 455 Stage 1 engine under the hood. That’s about the only thing realistic we gathered from the ad. The rest of the vehicle’s features revolve around a zombie attack, including a nuclear turbine, radar-absorbent and nuclear blast-resistant exterior coating, a rotating gun turret with zombie cannon, titanium and ceramic composite assault armor, and even a mini bar in the back seat for “those long zombie sieges.” In that essence, Thermo, as the ad calls the Cadillac, sounds like quite the ride to fight off zombies.

So how much money would it take for you to own this one-of-a-kind ride? Well, the starting bid is $1,221,201.20 with the auction ending on the morning of December 21st. But if you’d like to by the zombie killing machine now, you’re going to have to fork over $10 million. If the world is going to end, what’s money worth anyway?

We give the seller, who refers to him/herself as the GREAT LG, props for taking the idea of the world’s demise to such a comedic extent.

Although we’ll personally be taking our chances that the world is in fact not ending on December 21st, at least if we do get attacked by zombies, we’ll go out laughing at this truly unique eBay ad.

If you’re interested in purchasing the vehicle, please contact the seller directly through eBay. Keep in mind that you’re payment must be made in rare gold coins, silver, canned food or other bartered items.

Happy zombie hunting!