It doesn’t matter what language you speak or what hemisphere you live in, there is something massively entertaining about watching some idiot roast his tires and do a burnout. The only thing more entertaining is watching said idiot wreck their car while attempting to look cool. Call it cosmic justice, call it karma, but sometimes these people just have it coming.

The driver of this Holden Ute in this next (NSFW) video is a prime example of somebody who probably shouldn’t have their license. It doesn’t take him ten seconds to go from burning out to driving his high-powered Holden Ute into a ditch.

We’ve all done a burnout or two, though hopefully on an empty road or parking lot. These knucklehead from Down Under decided that a cul-de-sac would make a prime burnout location. Considering how undeveloped most of Australia is, it couldn’t have been more than a short drive to some country location free of cars and clutter.

But our buddy in the Ute charges forward, shredding his tires and losing control almost immediately. From the looks of it, those tires were probably pretty bald, the having a flat bed rather than a regular Ute body only took more weight off the rear wheels.

Traction was an issue, to say the least. And so it was that our dear driver found his Ute backwards in a ditch, narrowly missing a much nicer-looking Ute parked on the side of the road. So he has that, and emerging from the accident unscathed, to be thankful for. And his Ute should be fine too. Hopefully this guy has learned his lesson.