Because somethings simply can’t be explained, we present to you possibly the very best in bad customizations: a ’89 Chevrolet Caprice married to a ’07 Dodge Charger painted in brilliant paint and touting massive “Super Bee” decals on the hood, quarters and deck lid. Why? Because, well, we can only imagine that any modifications to a ’89 Caprice as being an improvement on the original.

If you’re really interested, the Winston, Salem-located Craigslist advertiser is asking a scant $10,000! Seriously, folks. Ten grand. Also mentioned in the miniature advertisement is the statement that the “Charger front end [was] custom designed” for the car. What we can gather is that a Sawzall was the instrument in the customization of the wheel wells. But the good thing is that at least the car has been kept under a car cover, keeping the paint and faux vinyl top pristine.